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Sharknado 5: Global Swarming

2017

Action / Adventure / Comedy / Fantasy / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller

52
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 30% · 10 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 37% · 250 ratings
IMDb Rating 3.9/10 10 7355 7.4K

Plot summary

Fin and his wife April travel around the world to save their young son who's trapped inside a sharknado.

Top cast

Dolph Lundgren as Mature Gil
Tara Reid as April
David Naughton as Ambassador Kessler
Chris Kattan as Prime Minister
720p.BLU 1080p.BLU
658.62 MB
1280*714
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 33 min
Seeds 7
1.36 GB
1920*1072
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 33 min
Seeds 20

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by LincolnSixEko 4 / 10

5 movies in, I know what to expect but still a little disappointed

It's kinda difficult to write a review about the fifth movie in a franchise called Sharknado. The formula is almost exactly the same as the first movie, (and the second, and the third, and the fourth movie too). There is some progression to the "story" but it's just a same formula of more over the top than the last. What keeps me watching? I wanna see how it all ends. And the puns. And Dolph. And Nova, (she looks so fine with dark hair).Fin does a good job acting. Nova is actually a pretty good actress as well. I wish she wouldve taken over as Fin's wife. Then theres Tara Reid. Aside from the fact she looks like she's pushing 60, she can't act. Her "screaming" is just a lower volume monotone "ahhh" and she does it over and over here. And it seems like every sharknado sequel that comes out she gets these absurd transformations and enhancements. It's almost like the writers don't want her in the films anymore, so they wrote up something ludacris in hopes she wouldn't come back. But then Tara was like, "yeah sure looks good for a paycheck."Then there's all the celebrity cameos, some are ok but most are just eye rolling and tired. We got popular newscasters reporting on the sharknado yet again. Same old same old. Over and over.I made it this far through, so I want to see how it all ends in the final movie, (hint- it looks like it goes into Back to the Future territory). But know what you're getting into. I'm too far in. Send help.
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Reviewed by dncorp 5 / 10

Better than most of the garbage of 2017

If you have nothing else to watch, and need to watch something, Sharknado 5 should entertain you (if you watched the previous Sharknados).

Unlike the Non Factual, not Historical accurate "Touchy Feely""Feelings and Emotions" Remake Dunkirk 2017 as diametrically opposed to the Very Factual Dunkirk 1958.

Or the War for the Planet of the Apes 2017 that really did not have a "War" just a couple of small battles.

As soon as you start watching Sharknado 5 you have to know that this franchise is all about something that will be really ridiculous.....and will insert some Adult level jokes or parodies.

Some of the jokes or parodies would mean that you spent most of your life watching quite a lot of movies, TV Series, U.S. and International, News Stations, even TV Commercials.

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