Deplorable characters without any redeeming values, pathetically amateurish, melodramatic acting, truly cringe-worthy "dialogue", secondary school level direction and production and all capped off by an adolescent's idea of "being hard and tough" by spewing the F word and the C word literally every other second.

I love low budget. I love Troma-type films. I love classic video nasties. This one however lacks any kind of sense of humor and comes off as nothing less than a hack effort across the board made by incompetents who would better serve society by selling off all of their lousy camera equipment.

3* which is my absolute minimum for any film, simply to give passing respect to the effort. Sadly I can think of no redeeming qualities in this mess.

Shakespeare, it ain't.