Just Call Me Nobody

2010 [CHINESE]

Action / Comedy

Plot summary

Poor young cobbler Wu Di lives with his mother and is crazy about martial-arts picture books. One day he repairs the shoe of wandering swordswoman Yuelou and later helps save her in a fight with wanted criminal Tian Baguang, even though he has no martial-arts training. She tells him she owes him a life and can be found on Qin Mountain if he ever needs her. Yuelou is actually a princess who was due to marry the emperor but ran away after setting fire to her palace quarters. In love, Wu Di sets out to find her, fighting river pirate Dugu and his sidekick on the way, and also meeting a hermit Buddhist monk who offers to take him on as a pupil. Yuelou plans to attend a martial arts tournament to establish her name, little knowing that the emperor's chief eunuch Cheng has arranged for her to be secretly protected by Penal Bureau officer Yang Guo and to win the tournament, so the emperor can award her the prize and persuade her to reconsider marriage.

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Top cast

Benny Wen as (as Xiao Xiaobin)
Jin Gao as (as Feng Gao)
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907.37 MB
1280*544
Chinese 2.0
NR
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24 fps
1 hr 38 min
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1.82 GB
1920*816
Chinese 5.1
NR
Subtitles us  cn  
24 fps
1 hr 38 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by dbborroughs 2 / 10

Good looking but unfunny and dumb

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Reviewed by chino_bonito 1 / 10

Awful movie

This movie is one of the worst movies I've seen in 2011.

It's supposed to be a kung fu comedy, and has some famous stars in it, however it's not the least funny, especially the guy who plays the shoemaker, I have never seen a more boring comedian in a movie.

Most of the stars are way pass their prime, except for Erics Tsang who only has a minor role. Kelly Lin's role isn't supposed to be funny so I can't blame her. Jacky Wu, who's a famous talkshow host also only has a minor role, and they dubbed His voice with someone else's.

Back to Xiao Shen-Yang who's the leading actor and I think He's actually very famous in China, I have only seen him once before and didn't find him to be funny, and He is certainly not funny in this movie.

Overall I find this movie a waste of time and I don't recommend it

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